U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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