I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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