saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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