I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
