Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I need to calm my uterus...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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