Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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