Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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