Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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