SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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