I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
