fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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