so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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