There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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