I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize