dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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