yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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