Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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