I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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