well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
