Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
