overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
send nudes
from the living room?
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