What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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