I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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