By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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