my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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