too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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