I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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