Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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