idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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