You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
