kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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