She's JV to your varsity
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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