i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Less talking, more tequila
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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