Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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