The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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