why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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