Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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