And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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