Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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