Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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