Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize