Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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