hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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