You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
