Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Still dying that you shit outside
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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