Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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