The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
porn star boner night. come get it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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