After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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