So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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