wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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