and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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