We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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