Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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