Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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