Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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