its not stalking. its research.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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