I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Do plants get herpes?
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